Contest week of:

Caption Contest - Week of 7/13/2006

And the winner is...

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!
By: Jeff

Other Attempts...

I still don't give a fuck about the world cup.
By: Mike

Carrot top fails to diversify the gene pool.
By: Mike

What the hell is that red thing?
By: Mike

We're not gonna take it! NO!
By: Mike

Remember when Foghorn Leghorn and that old hen lady got together and there was that genius young rooster with the big glasses and he made that paper airplane and it actually shot Foghorn's paper airplane out of the air? Well Foghorn, the old hen, and the genius rooster kid all had this massive sex party. The chicken hawk showed up and ate this one chick, the dog even showed up with his doghouse and his rope, and that one wessel that was always licking his lips and saying, "yeah, yeah", and even that young stud rooster, Rhode Island Red, showed up disguised, and when Foghorn wasn't looking, he was dancing and playing records with all the young hens. Anyway, after the orgy, the genetic freaks that were birthed were then crossbred with Crusher, that wrestler that lost the title to Bugs Bunny, by Wily E. Coyote and they promptly disappeared. All that was left was a 4"x6" photo, which was found in what was left of Mr. Coyote after a pile of birdseed blew up prematurely.
By: Jay

Unfortunately for these two the Romanian Roosters didn't make the World Cup, making this trip pretty much a complete waste.
By: Jeff

"Hey, um yeah, thanks, you two dorks, I'm trying to get a shot of the ga.. GREAT! The other team just scored and I couldn't get a picture because you jerks are in my way!"
By: Jeff

Old Navy fashion knows no language barriers.
By: Jeff